Obviously the “Truth” is too much of an overload for you to handle, so just don’t worry about it. That means, don’t waste your time going to websites that deal with “Conspiracies that are Real” and promote “Conscientious Awareness.” For when you do, you only make an “Ass” out of yourself (unless that’s what you like to do as a hobby).

I’m sure the Illuminati have a nice job for you as a “Perfect Slave” for them on one of their new plantations.

So chill out until then and have few more sedatives with your six-pack of beer.

And since you love “taking orders” so much, here’s an special order just for you…….

Send some Flowers to “The Justin Bieber Fan Club”
@ http://justinbieberfanclub.net/ (Don’t worry, they’ll get them to Justin)

You know it will make you feel better

So what if the captains of industry, finance, media, politics and other movers and shakers meet secretly?

What is it about YOUR psychology that you compels you to view this as a problem?

I bet you obsessively lock your house every time you go out because in your paranoid mind you think that ‘people are secretly plotting to steal all my belongings’.

I bet you’re so paranoid everyone is ‘out to get you’ that you insist on using proper legal contracts in business transactions and relationships, rather than trusting that total strangers will just act in your best interests, even at the expense of their own.

I bet you believe that power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely and that when supposed public servants meet secretly with powerful private business interests and surround themselves with armed guards for three days they probably have something to hide that they don’t want us to know about.

You’re a nutter, admit it!

Here’s a reality check. People in positions of great power and wealth tend to get there because they are:

1. trustworthy
2. nice
3. not driven by greed and a lust for power
4. definitely not psychopaths

And do you want to know what the irony is? I bet you probably *do* trust children – but they are the most dangerous group in society!!! That is why the TSA needs to continuously check inside their underpants for hidden bombs. Children are out to kill us all. It is these rich, powerful, secretive men who surround themselves with armed guards and do everything in secret who are here to protect us and serve us.

Honestly, you ‘conspiracy people’ need to get real.